next time you want to tell your room mate you want to have sex with him, tell him real estate is all about three things and then shout “location location location” in his face while pointing at your vagina

he will 100% go down on you that night 

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when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(Source: snarg, via beastoflove)

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